Beware the Royal Corgi

Most people will know of the Queens love of dogs, particularly her Corgi's but earlier Monarchs were very protective of their pets too, so much so they resorted to Law to keep them safe from wandering lustful pets of lesser people.

The severest penalties will be suffered by any commoner who doth permit his animal to have carnal knowledge of a pet of the Royal House.

Act passed by King George I